snarky.

I was with a friend tonight, and we were crossing the bridge between Embankment and Southbank when I witnessed a woman recklessly tossing something into the Thames River.

Me (audibly for her to hear): SHE JUST LITTERED.

Woman (pause): ... it's a banana peel!

Me: Well, wait a minute and just BIN IT when you come across A LITTER BIN.

Woman: it's biodegradable! It's a PART OF NATURE!

Me: Well, you're a part of nature too, so why don't YOU throw YOURSELF over the bridge?!

I love London.

My friend pretended that he didn't know me for the next five minutes.