Daily dose of ingratiating happiness.

We have an over-eager media analyst at work. Not only does she send out the daily media clippings on health-related news across the province, we are greeted with messages like this everyday:

Morning everyone.
Top issues for today (not yours).
Have a great day everyone!

Morning yet again!
Realizing how everyone loves media clippings, thought I'd give a second helping.
Enjoy.

Good morning everyone!
Happy Thursday!

It’s that magical time of the morning again! The sun shines, the flowers awaken and begin to bloom, and the daily media clips are delivered.
Enjoy!

I mean, seriously. Can't I just be miserable? Barf me a lung. And today's message was just way too much. WAAAY too much ...

Good morning everyone.
Latest breaking news: in the attempt to ensure a bountiful broccoli harvest, weekends have now been cancelled to comply with broccoli regulations. Thus, tomorrow is Monday - see you all then, and let us all hope that broccoli is worth it (personally, I'm more partial to cauliflower).

Joking. It is Friday, your weekend is ahead of you.

Now playing: Friday's media clippings.

One word: huh?

(Nota bene: I did not make any of this up.)

Eleven more weeks.